whoawhatthefuck

a person that has sex when wasted and cannot remember who it was

Joe: you had a major whoawhatthefuck last night.

Me: I dont even know her name.

by blade runner February 5, 2009

whoaner

Noun: 1.) combination of "whoa" and "boner" 2.)immediate arrousal upon an attractive person coming into view. 3.) ultimate expression of joy.

Did you see that hot girl who just walked in? WHOANER!" "(just realizing you won the lottery) WHOANER!!!"

by Taunton25 December 2, 2010

whoared

"whoared" - n - a hoard of angry women beating a path towards what they believe equality is, such as not shaving, equal pay, and owning testicles

Brett was accosted by a whoared of pig-faced wenches for wearing his No Ma'am shirt

by so_yes March 15, 2011

whoaching

a portmanteau of whore + poaching. When a guy takes a well known slut off of his friend's FB list and proceeds to have sex with her as well.

Man, that dude totally was totally whoaching by doing the same girl i banged last week!

by NotNix January 20, 2014

Whoacoolgross

The feeling you get upon seeing something amazing but vile for the first time before fully processing the information and realizing how disgusting it really is.

Example: Watching a baby being extracted from an amniotic sac.

*Baby is pulled from sac* Whoacoolgross, get a look at that.

by Plasmaface May 21, 2016

Whoat

When you don't have the time or energy for 'whoah whoah wait, what' so you just cut straight to 'whoat'

"I'm gonna jump out this window."
"Whoat."

by Catnip123 March 26, 2017

whoaphry

An impressive trophy that makes others go "whoa".

Guy 1: I have a whoaphry on my mantle.

Guy 2: I can see it. It takes up most of it.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018