weiner sweat pussy pounder 

weiner sweat pussy pounder or ,pussy pounder, for short, is the greatest achievement a man can obtain and basically means he is a total badass

" Dude, Chuck Norris is such a weiner sweat pussy pounder."

weiner sweat pussy pounder by Guitarman93 October 26, 2009

weiner epidemic 

to jack off or "beat it"

"yo what are you doing after school?", "having a weiner epidemic!"

weiner epidemic by juanitomatron June 14, 2008

Weiner-gina 

A person (usually male) who is so useless that he could be refered to as both a weiner and a vagina. These people are also known for the fact that the only way they could ever get laid is if they had both a weiner and a vagina

That Weiner-gina is hurrying home right now to fuck himself

Weiner-gina by lilsexy4444 July 27, 2010

weiner mouth

A human who loves the taste of penis in her/his mouth and equally enjoys giving oral sex to a male.

Sophia called Cay a weiner mouth because of her reputaion, atleast she is not a cock twat.

weiner mouth by dingle berry bandit August 17, 2005

Weiner Sad Time 

1. When one's weiner is not played with by one or more parties; The opposite of 'Weiner fun time'.
2. When one's weiner is handled by another party without satisfaction

1. Tiffany and her friend didn't touch it last night, it was weiner sad time.
2. Tiffany was so awful with hand-stuff and mouth-stuff I had to tell her to stop, it was weiner sad time.
3. I was too drunk to get it up for Tiffany and I had weiner sad time.

Weiner Sad Time by J_akespeare July 16, 2011

weiner squeezer 

The act of squeezing your weiner from the base to the tip.

As he sat in the chair across the table from me I knew he was a weiner squeezer when he couldn't keep his fingers from squeezing his penis from one end to the other repeatedly.

weiner squeezer by D & A December 16, 2005

Weiner Cousins 

When 2 men fuck the same girl more than once or fuck two of the same girls at least once.

Jim and Ivan both fucked Chelsea twice this past month, thus they are WEINER COUSINS

Weiner Cousins by Mercmah April 22, 2009