Michael Vega

This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.

boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?

Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked

Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending

Michael: *Dies*

by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019

Lorena Vega

She is the most beautiful person ever. She is smart and you honestly don't deserve her. She will care for you like never before. If she tells you she hates you she literally will take a bullet for you. If you see her tell her she is beautiful.

Wow she is cute she must be Lorena Vega.

by From Ale your best friend October 19, 2019

vegas slide

when a person turns right or merges into a busy street with no turn signals and without looking, in front of oncoming traffic at a speed of around 5-10 mph while everyone else is driving fast.

Holy shit bro, someone just pulled out of the PT's pub parking lot and hit the Vegas slide on me!

by lodolladaddy March 6, 2023

Vegas Straw

Another way of referencing the penis.

Las Vegas, Nevada is not a dry town, but the locals are always thirsty for married men's Vegas Straws. Prices may vary.

by PrinceShabalabadingdong June 24, 2018

vegas trevor

Tag team event played by couples who have run out of ideas

I cant believe Dalke just asked me to a vegas trevor.

by ;lkjfasd123 July 22, 2018

Maya Vega

that one random person in my art and English class that is extremely talented at art and palm reading and are super cool

omg have you heard of that student that started a cult through wattpad? i think their name was Maya Vega

by Famished Phantom May 5, 2022

Las Vegas

A very ghetto place. growing up in ghetto and bum area’s such as bolder city , the Koast , The west side , The states, The north side...ect. There is a a lot of gangs and “wanna be gang baggers/Gangsters” around those area’s. Most of all the schools are ghetto down to middle and high schools... And s*x Trafficking rate is VERY HIGH....Most people come out here to see the Strip because that’s what Vegas is known for even though the traffic is so bad there .. I don’t recommend moving out here u less you move to Henderson or Lake Las Vegas.

For example.. Las Vegas is like a mini Chicago

by Vae38 December 23, 2021