V-Gundy

A fat person who resembles a piece of gum. These people avoid cardio exercise at all cost.
Marcellus “Look at that fat kid over there not doing anything.”

Bill “Oh that’s a V-Gundy. He doesn’t do much.”
by JoeMamma315 August 26, 2019
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V-Trough

The area where your legs connect to your pelvis and collects about the same amount of sweat as the backside of your ballsack on a hot summer day.
After I stuck my hand down my pants to scratch my left nut I accidently slid my finger through my V-Trough and it made my whole hand smell like an old shoe that had been left out in the rain and put through the dryer.
by Jebby/ Presteej June 26, 2008
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V-Chip

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares
by Alex April 07, 2003
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V-Safe

A man who has had a vasectomy, thus cannot have children.

A common term in the swinger/adult community. Often combined with "D/D free" (drug and disease free) to indicate a guy you can safely have unprotected sex with with no risk of unwanted pregnancies.
I'm D/D free and V-safe. Pick me Vanna!
by Long John By June 25, 2007
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V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.
1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!
by Skin-Nerd July 18, 2005
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v/r

"Very Respectfully" - as a complimentary close used in informal correspondance, like emails or bulletin board messages.
...Thanks for your comments.

V/R

John
by Elvensiege August 19, 2007
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V-8

Girl: "Would you like to eat me out right now"
Guy: "Naw your on your period right now that's gross"
Girl: "(Bonks him on head) Could of had a V-8!"

Dude1: "So I saw a movie with Nancy this weekend what did you do?"
Dude3: "Well I got some head from Kendra Boffman, then I had a V-8"
Dude2: (vomits in mouth)
Dude3: "No, not the drink man, a V-8 is when you (explains a V-8)"
Dude2: "Oh" (Then vomits all over Dude3)
by Andrew Strom April 10, 2008
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