V-8 

Eating out a girl on her period

Girl: "Would you like to eat me out right now"
Guy: "Naw your on your period right now that's gross"
Girl: "(Bonks him on head) Could of had a V-8!"

Dude1: "So I saw a movie with Nancy this weekend what did you do?"
Dude3: "Well I got some head from Kendra Boffman, then I had a V-8"
Dude2: (vomits in mouth)
Dude3: "No, not the drink man, a V-8 is when you (explains a V-8)"
Dude2: "Oh" (Then vomits all over Dude3)

V-8 by Andrew Strom April 10, 2008

V-8 

The popular engine configuration used in sports cars and trucks. Large torque and horsepower numbers and relativly compact design, also give that classic sound.

My V-8 Camaro will smoke the tires off the rims.
My V-8's rumble scares any honda boys into hideing

V-8 by birtchy13 December 28, 2005

V-8 

A hearty tomato beverage chock full of vitamins and goodness, this is also the lifesblood of the VEGAN-VAMPIRE.

V-8 by Anonymous August 25, 2003

V-8 

When a person puts a lego into a girls private and begins to build in it.

I decided to do a v-8 when my girl came over, because she loves and looks like a lego.

V-8 by AidenWlego November 25, 2016

V 8 Slap

A slap upside the head to give someone a wake up as in:
"Wow! I could have had a V 8!

If he doesn't stop running around with those gang bangers, somebody needs to give him a V 8 Slap before he ends up in jail.

V 8 Slap by NY_Grandma November 19, 2007

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