The sexual act of ripping out a used tampon from a vagina and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.
Person #1: I heard Mike twat slapped Holly.
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!
by ColoradoShrimper November 1, 2010
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Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
by sarahtheresahhhh March 14, 2009
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1-Photos of a female's genitals showing specific details very close-up.
2-Photos of a girls pussy during the sex act, either with another female or a male counterpart.
2-Photos of a girls pussy during the sex act, either with another female or a male counterpart.
1-I got some real good twat shots during her orgy last night.
2-I got twat shots of a pair of chicks' going at it late last night.
2-I got twat shots of a pair of chicks' going at it late last night.
by Alisa the Teeny Bopper April 13, 2010
Get the Twat Shots mug.the female version of the cock blocker. A female who prevents another female from having sex with someone.
Jane: I want to see Kyle tonite to watch a movie and snuggle.
Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?
Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!
Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.
Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.
Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?
Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!
Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.
Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.
by Barack Obama's new dog February 7, 2009
Get the twat swatter mug.The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)
by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006
Get the shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat mug.by BiG G May 23, 2004
Get the Twatbox mug.1. The act of punching the twat of any species that has a twat.
2. A phrase that is used during the punching of a twat.
3. Supplement to Flicky Sack
2. A phrase that is used during the punching of a twat.
3. Supplement to Flicky Sack
by Matthew Michael May 23, 2004
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