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twitter

(v.) - to follow.

As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
-The man in the white van was hardcore twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.

-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.

-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.
by rhinodynia September 25, 2010
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twitter

1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
tweet tweet tweet, i fink, twee twee tweet, peanut butter, tweet tweet, just now, tweet, again, tweet, yeah really, tweet, here on twitter
by rivitoz June 2, 2009
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live twittering

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.
Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
by deathwish124 July 3, 2009
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twitterite

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.
My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.
by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009
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Twitter snob

Someone who only interacts with Twitter users who are famous and/or have lots of followers.
"I tweeted the same thing to that reporter but he ignored me and retweeted the same comment an hour later when that terrible actor wrote the same thing."

"Dude, he's a Twitter snob. What you tweet doesn't matter to him. Get somewhat famous first."
by Harry Hedwund May 31, 2012
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Twitter whore

A person who posts provocative selfies on Twitter.
Damn! Check out those tits on that Twitter whore.
by sjtillidie December 1, 2014
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twitter grind

when your constantly posting on twitter / twitter game on point boi
starting up on my twitter grind :)
by Tohq September 9, 2016
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