twister wizard 3000

The act of performing oral sex with both hands in a twisting motion on a male

Kayla gave Kenneth the twister wizard 3000 last night

by Kenneth staten January 19, 2023

Tourniquet Twister

When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to remove the venom from a snakebite.

"My girlfriend is into strange stuff. last night she gave me a tourniquet twister."
"Wow dude that's great."

by zyxNONYMOUS June 13, 2009

Tony Twister

The twisting of the big toe

Grabbing someones toe and shouting: "tony twister!"

by Ashaalee May 1, 2010

fart taster

One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.

'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014

national fuck a toaster day

National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon

Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day

by Toaster69420 June 7, 2020

toaster

Also known as "toasta" or "toastah" it is either the dictionary meaning which is a machine used to toast bread, but most importantly, it's another word for gun

"You know the po-pos wont let me hold them toasters no mo'"

"We come with toastas like we just opened savings and loans"

by Amuckone May 1, 2004

Twatter

An exceptional amount of girly twitter updates.

Twitter is a social network of simple status updates for you and a close network of friends.

Girls that may over-use and over-update their status with girly ideas and girly agendas will be doing twatter, opposed to the original, twitter.

ie.
funinthesun - goin to the beach w/ the GiRlZ!
2 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - just saw matt, look at that package hehehehe!!./1/11
5 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - my tampon fell out =(
10 minutes ago from mobile

by winecurrency March 27, 2009