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phantom turd

a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...
*splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!
by me old fruity September 25, 2005
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Turd Fart

To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.
I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.
by i-aint-nobody May 4, 2010
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Turd Cap

A derogatory name for the military haircut know as the "high and Tight". Since the haircut is very conservative it makes the wearer look like a complete turd, hence the name turd cap.
Did you see Private Barton, he just got his turd cap touched up. I guess they forgot tell him they have the technology to fad your hair these days.
by Explodie February 13, 2012
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turdamaloo

A collectible item that one owns or wishes to buy, but which does not quite fit in with the main theme of your collection. Something you really like but which is not quite in line with your usual tastes.
"I have the full series of 1970s Britains Deetail toy soldiers, plus a few extra turdamaloos from the 1960s Britains Swoppets range that I picked up on eBay."
by hampollo December 5, 2011
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Turd Lock

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "
Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."
by matterri April 23, 2017
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freak turd

A turd that is entirely unique, unlike any previous turds passed.
This turd was a freak turd, it’s shape was an oddity in itself and it’s mottled color pattern gave it an almost artistic depth.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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ice turd

ice turds:

What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.
Boss; Look, you're in charge of the parking clean up. I want all those ice turds cleaned up and off the premisses by closing time or you are fired!

Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.

Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!
by the Toad December 19, 2010
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