Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”

David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”

by Clitty January 27, 2020

Toaster Strudeling

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.

"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"

by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016

toaster bottom

Someone with a hot ass

Look at that fine toaster bottom.

by Nethasheda August 17, 2016

toaster turtle

Damn, another weirdo...

Ur a toaster turtle

by Bong Bong Korso April 27, 2016

yes no toaster

a french popular sentence for the french person who is a shit in english

Mmmhhh...Yes no toaster?

by memeduhface April 25, 2019

Heartless toaster

what horizon in apex says to ash after reviving her, usually said to someone you hate

Back on yer hooves ya heartless toaster

by ohyeah6969 February 2, 2022

Toaster Music

Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.

Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.

Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"

by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021