Yogurt tears

Yogurt tears occur when a person takes male ejeculant to the face and more precisely the cheeks directly under the eye. As the ejeculant streams down the face you have yogurt tears.

I am gonna blow my load so hard in her face that she’ll cry yogurt tears.

by THEWox September 2, 2021

bust a tear

To cry, or speak about crying without seeming like a sissy.

Yo dun, I was watchin Free Willy last night, I almost bust a tear!

Dog, turn The Green Mile off, Im finna bust a tear in this piece

by Professor Duffington3 February 24, 2010

Tear porn

A piece of literature, cinema, art etc. whose sole intention is to make its audience cry. Motifs include loved ones with Alzheimer's and/or terminal illness, animal-related euthanasia, and people tear screaming towards the sky in the pouring rain.

Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.

The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.

I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.

by MillenniumDoug May 29, 2009

tear-down

A Computer/IT slang term meaning to strip a Desktop PC down to its bare chassis or case. Basically the removal of all installed hard drives, disc drives, motherboard, power supply, expansion cards...everything.

Working in the shop today my manager enters with his personal computer and tells me to do a 'tear-down' on it.

My computer is really starting to show its age. It seems I'll have to order new hardware soon and do a 'tear-down'.

by DiamondBack26x June 24, 2010

tear me up

Using the penis, to repeatedly massage the female cervix; or at least endeavor to. The repetitive motion, combined with erotic pleasure, to the vagina, and all the penis probing, will make the female feel sore afterwards.

Hence the term, ‘torn up’
Usually the pain lasts for one day.
Careful. Hung men can perforate the cervical wall.

If close to menstruation,

Can bring your period on, early.

“Are you planning to tear me up, this time ? Last time I couldn’t walk properly, due to being sore!”

“I tore. It up! Knocked the bottom out of it”.

by Spritefae88 March 2, 2018

Tearani

rad derby-girl name. A touch chic that will destroy you on the track.

whoa! that broad is Tearani!

by tearani d'stroyher February 3, 2010

Crocodile tears

Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck

“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”

by Junior Senator January 25, 2019