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Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla November 18, 2015
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Ice Therapy

The act of eating something so spicy that you get a cup of ice and put it on your tongue for a certain period of time.
I did the Blazin' challenge last night and the Blazin' wings were so bad that I needed ice therapy.
by NascarAndPepsiFan18 February 13, 2021
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Therapy

Yes, therapy is dead now because the guy who refused to let an ethics board review his studies can't sit and do nothing (save for collect stories for his new book that only sells if he's a culture warrior) anymore.

Hym "My point here is that you failed upwards. You didn't think nobody sawr that my guy? And I keep surprising myself. I keep finding a deeper level. This is really about your ability to arbitrate failure. That's all your "need to preserve the hierarchies" boils down to. The need for the morally righteous to arbitrate failure. What you think is "I failed but I learned a lesson" which leads to "everyone fails and learns a lesson." to "Everyone should HAVE to fail and learn a lesson." to "This guy is reprehensible AND everyone should have to fail to learn a lesson. He should especially have to learn a lesson because he if bad. He needs to fail to learn this lesson." And this rationalization justifies anything. It's not a matter of me making a positive assertion about my identity. It's that I know I'm not the thing you're claiming that I am. But you, on the other hand, seem to be what I said you were. You were the one who wanted it to be about you. You said that explicitly. Or questioned whether I want it to be about me. It's the ones who fail who care most about who succeeds. That's why "not trying" is something that people can't stand.
That's why you'd rather forgo your own ethic. You'd rather steal then let someone succeed without failure. It's the only way for you to arbitrate who gets of the hook for wrongdoing. You need to be able to break your own rules or YOU RULES DON'T WORK JORDAN. It's about doing the "same exact thing I'm doing" while maintaining the moral superiority you feint. How? By purporting to have an ethic that you violate at your discretion. But yes, you're right. Therapy is dead.... But not because of 'society' It's isn't the 'postmodernists'. It's because the most prominent psychologist is a fraud and charlatan and if the 'best' one is a fraud, well, I can even imagine what the worst one may be like. They probably advocate for the mutilation of children. This is what happens when the best of us are still just pieces of shit."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2022
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therapy god

yo did you see Ian yesterday he comforted Abby so good that she was screaming therapy god.
by The_hokage July 15, 2017
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Nazi Electroshock Therapy

Otherwise known as NET; the act of converting a Nazi and/or Neo-Nazi into a respectable member of modern society.
Had to perform Nazi Electroshock Therapy on Klaus last night; he said some racy stuff about my Jewish banker Clyde.
by FallenDanish October 31, 2017
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butt therapy

Multi-use term that describes using the butt of a male or female as a medium for therapeutic purposes.
John: Last night I was feeling blue so Margaret let me fondle her butt, followed by a good face to ass session, ending with anal penetration. It was complete butt therapy.

Margaret: After a long day of work, I let John use my ass for multiple hours in different ways. It’s my daily dose of butt therapy.
by Nasty O’Kelly September 14, 2022
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psycho-therapy

Treatment ya get to assist you in becoming da next "infamous Ted", whether it's Bundy or Kaczynski.
Madea was absolutely correct when she told Dr. Phil dat she wouldn't need any psycho-therapy to reach her desired results --- she already WAS totally bonkers in da social department!
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
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