The Glee Fandom 

The Glee Fandom is the fandom about the hit television series, Glee. The Glee fandom has the biggest variety of ships known to man, including Boys+boys, Boys+girls, Girls+girls, and Wes+his gavel. They also tend to ship the actors with things, such as Grant+Instagram. People who ship Faberry are often called Wizards. The shippers often have ship wars. The most popular ongoing ship war would be the Kum vs. Klaine ship war. The fandom often likes to virtually yell at one of Glee's creators, Ryan Murphy, as he likes to give them nothing to work with and enjoys messing with their brains. The fandom is quite aware that Glee clearly doesn't have a proper definition of the word "continuity". They are also quite aware that glee might just be the worst show ever made. But they love it anyways! In other words, the people in Glee Fandom are basically just the best people on planet earth.

Fan 1: RYAN, Y U NO GIVE US MORE KLAINE?
Fan 2: RYAN, THE GLEE FANDOM WANTS FABERRY!

The Glee Fandom by Maxii123 March 6, 2012

Fuck the government

Takes money from you.

*buys lottery ticket*
next night.
wins lottery
"Fuck ya I won" Jeff said
"Shit half of my winning is going to the government" Jeff said
"Fuck the government" said Jeff

Fuck the government by Idk78787 September 14, 2018

jump the gun 

to do something too soon, especially without thinking carefully about it (Originally used in sports contests that are started by firing a gun. If someone running in a race jumps the gun, they start running before the gun has been fired to start the race.)

He shouted at me before I had time to explain, but later he apologised for jumping the gun (jump the gun).

jump the gun by nemez January 16, 2011

the gaming fungus

a legendary being with all powerful knowledge and answers to every question that should be shared with the world. when they find out they are the gaming fungus, they will want to keep the knowledge to themselves, so the gaming fungus spirit leaves them to find a new fungus. fungi must have influence. the first ever gaming fungus was TheGamingMushroom (fungus the first) and the gaming fungus spirit left him because he didn't have enough influence. the second fungus was TheFungus (fungus the second). he had good influence, so we arent sure what happened for him to lose the spirit of the gaming fungus. he had an existential crisis after the spirit left him. the third gaming fungus was legendary Sebi (fungus the third). He got 2 hours of sleep in 60 hours. the power of the gaming fungus truly thrived. the gaming fungus spirit also leaves people when they arent divine enough to hold the knowledge. this happened to sebi when he sent his pp in #music-commands. the current gaming fungus is Sebastian (fungus the fourth). he owns slaves, who gave him the n word pass. his knowlege is spread through small phrases, such as "n word" and "fuck that hurt" and "ca va bien." it is up to the people he influences to figure this out. there is a pattern to the funguses, and that is two funguses (GamingMushroom, TheFungus) and then two sebastian sounding names (sebi, sebastian). we have determined that the next fungus is The Amungus Fungus (fungus the fifth) the leader of the US military. \

Normie 1: "There's all these the gaming fungus gifs on discord, what even is it?"

Enlightened person 1: "well my brudda, you see..."

the gaming fungus by fungusfollower March 2, 2021

The Great Hoodie Heist 

A term used to refer to getting ones hoodie back from a thot.

Person: "Bro I left my hoodie at Mae's house, I'm gonna have to pull The Great Hoodie Heist."
Person 2: "Do it brah."

The Great Hoodie Heist by JustHereToHelpDefs September 13, 2019

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Don't hate the player hate the game 

Another way of saying don't blame me; this is how the system works.

Don't hate the player hate the game ... Or society made me do it, or the system is flawed and I've figured out how to work it, or everyone else is cheating too, or I hope I don't go to prison.

Don't hate the player hate the game by halmonkey May 2, 2013