Grey Gooch

Someone who drinks vodka mixed with gooch sweat.

Timmy drinks "Grey Gooch" when he parties with his shemale friends.

by socrates34 January 14, 2010

GOOCH STICK

An anti-persperent used to mask the aroma of a smelly, sweaty gooch. Strong enough for the armpits, but made for the gooch. A product of Grundle & Grundle. (Patent Pending) Try our newest anti-persperent "Fresh Frumunda Cheese"

Tired of having a sweaty, smelly, chaffed, and chapped Gooch? Worry no more my friend. Gooch Stick has combined medicated ointments and natural deoderizers to have that Gooch smelling great agian.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

Seasonal Gooch

Noun. The period of time between Christmas and New Year.

Oh, just my luck - I'm having to work in the Seasonal Gooch :(

by peteywheats December 31, 2016

Trench Gooch

The result of sitting on a motorbike which has a wet seat...

Your seat is wet... You'll definitely contract trench gooch.

by Jshiphone March 9, 2014

gooch crystals

piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances

i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg

by GolfSon July 27, 2009

Gooch Breath

After licking ones "gooch" there may be a aroma of "gooch" on ones breath.

hey dont let that dog lick you matt, for it has licked its gooch. Now, you have gooch breath. Well done!

by theonetheycallstu November 22, 2006

Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.

Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”

by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019