Tennessee Twister

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo

Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Tennessee Tuna Taco

This is the fatty, most often wet with saturation, and occasionally foul-odored, mons pubis and labia of a female who raised anywhere between the Smoky Mountains of southern Appalachia, all the way west to the muddy Mississippi River. It’s been described in the song Rocky Top as “wild as a mink & sweet as soda pop”, which is accurate. If one is a true aficionado, he will definitely “still dream about that” once he’s introduced this tasty regional dish to his palate. Locals prefer the traditional variety adorned with a tuft of pubic hair.

Dude, yesterday I was at the Mapco in Roane County and bumped into Delicia. Long story short, I still taste that sweet Tennessee Tuna Taco when I swalla.

by GringoTN September 29, 2019

Tennessee Titan Pipe

A Tennessee Titan pipe is the act of shitting in a condom and telling your teacher to force fuck you in the anus wearing the condom. It can be played as a game too, whoever’s condom busts first, due to the overflow of shit, loses.

“Hey man did you hear what happened to John? I heard he lost Tennessee Titan Pipe and hasn’t showed up to school in weeks.”

by Climax Grizzly October 8, 2019

tennessee blizzard

A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.

The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.

by Teabagus Maximus February 8, 2020

tennessee honey pot

When your girls taking a dump on the toilet and you piss between her legs. Then fuck her on the toilet....

Damn dog i had to piss so bad i gave my hoe a Tennessee honey pot. Long as her legs were spead i finished the job.

by shangschlong December 24, 2019

Tennessee Moon-pie

A sex maneuver when you put whipped cream on your asshole and clench and wait for your loved one to lick said butt-cheese off.

Yo did you see that one girl? I would do a Tennessee Moon-pie on her.

by Newboots July 28, 2020

Tennessee Hip Cracker

1. When you pick up somebody and slam them down, with them landing on their hip first.

No regrets when I pulled a Tennessee Hip Cracker on my English Teacher!

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021