TechNet

An online consortium of knowledge-filled Geeks with plenty of knowledge in Microsoft Products, who pay $1337 a year to subscribe.

Tedd: "I really need a copy of MS-DOS, stat!"
Fred: *hands Tedd the password to the company TechNet subscription* "KGO!"

by Toastpaint January 18, 2009

Techknowledgeable

A word to describe someone who is technologically capable/knowledgeable. A basic combination of the words techknowledgy and knowledgeable.
Pronounced as Tech-knowledgeable.

My Grandma is so techknowledgeable. She definately knows how to use all the latest tech! Way ahead of her friends who still use casset tapes.

by Fantom Phreeke June 5, 2010

teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).

I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

by nikki-go-lucky July 1, 2010

technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.

Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.

by RaymondKing June 10, 2011

technelation

The utter sense of happiness or elation felt by a non-techie upon figuring out soemthing technological in nature.

I figured out how to install editing software on the computer, and was actually able to import video to it and use it for it's intended purpose! It was an utter sense of technelation. In days past, it would be the equivalent of not knowing how to use your VCR, but soemhow getting it to stop flashing 12:00, and getting your favorite show to record.

by Ms. Hilldog July 7, 2011

technidiot

Contraction of the words "technology" + "idiot".

Any person who is either stubbornly and willfully ignorant about electronics and computers, or who is genuinely too stupid to understand electronics, computers, or related concepts.

John: "How come I never got that e-mail from your mom?"
Steve: "She doesn't know how to do e-mail."
John: "Are you serious?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's a real technidiot, if you know what I mean."

by lsc9x August 22, 2011

Technerection

An erection caused by over excitement when seeing and/or thinking about a piece of technology.

I got a technerection when Walking through Best Buy.

by B411s05t331 January 3, 2012