blake tart

A really good boy and gets all the girls

Oh I bet that’s a blake tart over there

by Papadaddy35 November 28, 2019

tranny tart

genetic girl's name for tgirl who has sex with other tgirls

"I did'nt know you were a tranny tart!" said in a complimentary way.

by transgenny November 27, 2013

welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.

"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast

by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

pop-tart

someone who just sucks at everything

wow you can't quickscope??!?! fucking pop-tart...

by rosiesraindrop May 20, 2015

bloody tart

a woman who dresses or behaves in a way that is considered tasteless and sexually provocative.

dated

a prostitute.

"the tarts were touting for trade"

'Claude! Hannah is such a useless maid! She's a bloody tart!'

by Claudeishawt101 December 16, 2015

Spice Tart

US nouveau riche Suburban Female, usually between the ages of 35 and 50, that dresses too young and trendy for her age. Spice Tarts are most often seen wearing large sunglasses, shiny short jackets, ugg boots, North Face jackets and other jappy attire. Usually overly tan, but attractive in a slutty one night stand sort of way.

That freaking spice tart took up two spaces with her black Range Rover outside of Starbucks.

by 248Observer January 2, 2008