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targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.
"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"
by Married2aScott September 18, 2020
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Chronic Targeter

A person or bot who continuously targets another player or bot in-game.
John: "Daniel, this guy is such a chronic targeter!"

Daniel: "What do you mean?"

John: "He keeps targeting me, round after round!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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The Target Situation

1
When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.

Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb

or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
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Walking target

Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.

Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.

As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.

As having them around makes people want to hurt them.

Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.

Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?

Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
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Target Special

When someone is giving you a blowjob and you shoot them in the thigh so that they bite your dick, then you spin around so that the blood from your dick and the gunshot wound make the target logo on the floor.
I gave a hooker the target special in Cancun over winter break.
by White Obama :) January 27, 2021
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Target

Your Target of affection, your crush
I just saw target today! We are so getting married!”
by Hey Hallie July 6, 2020
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Confirm Target

Any single target of a different distance in a stage that involves plate rack engagement. Irregardless of size and/or relative distance
Engage the plate rack large to small then the confirm target.
by Hillbillychemist September 24, 2025
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