table chef

a person who can not order off the menu but feels compeled to rewrite it to their own untrained creations

the table chef on 43 wants gorgonzola sauce with here fish

by clark mcdaniel October 30, 2003

table vac

Someone who snorts drugs.

"Kenny's been using speed again!"
"Yeah, he's becoming a real table vac"

by jormeidt October 5, 2006

hen table

This term was once used by a Newfoundlander in a conversation. He used this term in place of "end table". See example to see the true meaning.

J.P. "Snook, where's your remote?"

Snook "Onda hen table."

J.P. "WHERE?"

Snook "Over onda hen table!"

J.P. "Spell that for me.....hen table???"

Snook "H-E-N table.....hen table."

by KTownFook January 10, 2006

card table

A sexual act involving two men playing cards on a woman's back whilst pummeling her from both ends.

"You fancy getting your wife involved in our little game this weekend. We'll use her as the card table again."

by Jiminy C July 7, 2007

The table

1) Another name for James Hetfield of Metallica, after he furiously yelled about it on Lou Reed and Metallica's "The View", from the album Lulu

2) An object on which you put things, and is usually eaten off, when sat at with chairs.

James Hetfield:
I am the root

I am the progress

I'm the aggressor

I am the tablet

These ten stories

by Dave Mustardstaine December 30, 2012

double ice tabled

v. had sex with

Yo, your mom double ice tabled me so hard last night!
Man, you see that sexy girl over there? Yeah, I'd double ice table her.

by Snokesaurus January 30, 2014

Mutants at table 9

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"

Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004