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university of toronto

1. Best known as the Harvard of Canada and a member of the "Canadian Ivey Leagues", known for its academic prowess.

2. The first university in the world to maximize profits by accepting even those students it would normally reject through periperal second-rate campuses in Scarborough and Mississauga.

3. Home to the nation's greatest masochists who slave away sleep deprived and stress -ridden for mediocre grades while their peers drink booze and party at other universities, only to discover upon graduation that none of it mattered.
University of Toronto student: OMG WTF that guy from Ryerson got the job! I spent 4 years being a no-life, phoning my professors every weekend asking for research positions during the summer, worked my ass off, graduated with a 3.5 gpa and I still didn't get the job.

Ryerson kid: Dude, I showed up to class and got a 4.0.
by maude12345 July 5, 2009
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Toronto Shordy

A Toronto Shody is a girl that lives in Toronto. But they have some traits. They tend to act like “Hot Cheeto Girls” in other words (ghetto). They’re lowkey all treeshes and will fuck any guy they see. The White Toronto Shodys are easy to crack too and are easy to get play off of. They Black ones are sweet but act hardddd. They’re lowkey wifey material but are hard to crack to and move hollywood when they get there lacefronts done. You’ll always catch Toronto Shories rocking a bubbly jacket or the air force 1s. But if she got that on she belongs to the STREETSSS!! Toronto shoddiest claim they don’t like Toronto Mans but are lowkey obsessed with them. Toronto Shordies are all battries and cant live without edges , as a matter of a fact they can’t live without edges , lashes or weave. BUT THERE LOWKEY TURNTTT!!
Marcus: Whos that girl?
Kayla: Oh that’s Justice ! Thirty ass bitch She’s a Toronto Shordy
by ionlyspeakfactsperiodt July 25, 2020
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Abe Linco-Tron 3000

The robotic form of Abe Lincoln that will come from the past to destroy the future.
Noooo! Abe Linco-Tron 3000 is here! Use the children as shields! Nooooo he has my fac-....,(end of transmission)
by word ninja May 23, 2009
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frozen throne

1. When you wake up to go take a shit in the middle of winter, and the toilet seat is so fucking cold it shocks you into unpleasant alertness.
2. The expansion pack for Warcraft III. Notice how they didn't balance the original game until the expansion was practically upon us.
"OMG NERF CASTER"
"Dude chill out, buy TFT and make Spellbreakers."
"GHEY!"
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Toronto Left

A right turn made from the left (passing lane).
"Oh crap I need to turn right but I'm in the wrong lane and I'm going to miss my turn. Oh well, I'll make a Toronto Left."
by Paul Barry December 14, 2008
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Notre dame high school (Toronto)

A really awesome all girls high school in Toronto with a lot of spirit.
Their school assemblies are so loud that I promise you'll break your eardrums just attending one.
The academics are pretty good, and the uniform pants are pretty ugly in most people's opinion but the kilt is faaabulous!

People sing happy birthday in the caff and most of the girls are pretty chill and majority of the people are pretty comfortable with eachother. Feels like you have a bunch of sisters.
Friend: So, I heard you're going to dame (Notre dame high school (Toronto)) for high school?

Me: Yep, it's gonna be pretty awesome due to the fact that the school spirit is INSAAAAAANE
by damegirl1996 February 21, 2012
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Throntch

1. To wreck, to crash, to crush, to demolish, to mess up physically
2. To be wrecked, to be crashed, to be crushed, to be demolished, to be messed up physically.
"I throntched my board"
"That dude's face is totally throntched"
by Christopher Chesshire January 6, 2009
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