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The fat cranky orange asshole who destroyed America. he is a disgusting fag who deserves to be remembered as the loser who only served 1 term as president and did a horribly shitty job at it. Fuck you donald trump!
Teacher in 2078: class we will be learning about Donald trump

Student: isn’t he that loser who promised to make America great again but was actually super racist to all races including his own, sexualized every woman he met including his wife and own daughter, hid in his bunker like a little pussy during the BLM movement because he’s scared of the people and doesn’t wanna give them rights and only served 1 term because he sucked so much as a president that literally everyone wanted him to stop being included in anything related to the USA and politics, even the republicans who supposedly supported him but now deny that they ever even voted for him?
teacher: Yes
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If your Cheeto bag got into politics.
Human 1:yo did u hear what trump said on the news.
Human 2:hear him?! I can barley understand him!
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the president that everyone hates but is probably going to win the 2020 election
TRUMP IS A PERSON
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Someone so incredibly dumb that when you talk to them you get stroke immediately
Person 1: did you hear what nick said?
Person 2: snakfbskabehdubdbfjdnbxjfkapdn

Person 1: shit I knew he was a trump
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Trump is short for trumpet and used to describe dumb, silly and annoying things.
Bro, your sister is really trump...

I don‘t like our president... he‘s so trump.
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1. To fuck something up through sheer ignorance, stupidity and/or selfishness.

2. One's ability to make a clusterfuck out of anything.

3. One's capacity to spread bullshit perpetually without shame.
1. Bruh, I trump my grandma's lungs after attending a Trump's rally without a mask, catching Covid and giving it to her. Now grandma is dead, some family members are infected... but hey, MAGA!

2. My cousin Billy Bob Jimbo trump the whole weeding when he got drunk and grabbed the bride by the pussy without pants while wearing a MAGA hat.

3. Qanon supporters love it when Trump trump them in the ass with such vast quantities of bullshit their brains are FUBAR.
by Mr. Poopsalot October 24, 2020
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A poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a tough man and dumb man's idea of a smart man.
Billy Bob was impressed by Trumps business apptitude
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