Eat tofu

To perform oral sex on a girl.

When I first met Ling, she was very reserved. But after a few drinks she starting asking me if I liked to eat tofu.

by agentchuck October 7, 2007

tofurkey

1. Tofu molded into the shape of a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having no real turkey fo thanksgiving. Only tofurkey.

2. Gotta get my girl something tofurkey.

by Jamal in d House May 13, 2005

Tofu

A slang word for sex, popular in the Northwestern US and the California coast. Mostly in Asian communities.

Derived from the expression "Selling Tofu", a Chinese euphemism for prostitution

Leah and Benjamin are in the bedroom having tofu.

by Sean-E August 25, 2008

Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty

an explosion of fireworks in your mouth, when the coffee and the toffee twist.

Holy FUCK my mouth just coffee toffeed when I ate that coffee toffee twisted frosty!

by toffeecoffee May 26, 2011

Tofique

A prophet, someone who can see the future. Can change the laws of physics to his advantage. Generally gives unfortunate prophesies or changes in laws of physics rather than good. Prophet obsessed with taking over the world.

Napoleon must have been a Tofique or something.

by iamacompletebeast October 19, 2010

Toffee apple

When you smear sugar and syrup on your balls, and you teabag a chick - and then cum on her face

Dude, last night I gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!

It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!

by Kimikmoii August 17, 2011

Tofu

a non-existent god/nymph that frolics merrily alongside his imaginary companion Kiwii.

OMG, did you just see that tofu???

by Kiwii Imaginary April 5, 2011