Honor System

A system whereby the people in a system are put on their honor to observe certain rules in order to minimize supervision or to promote honesty.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003

legal system

a corrupt system in place to in strict fear

BUT

it's corrupt for a reason: if people didn't break the fucking law, then they wouldn't have to go through it

bill told me to stop at the ben and jerries so he could piss in their garbage can, i said "bro you ever been through the legal system?"

by DankBuds November 21, 2009

The Imperial System.

Fucking stupid.

Imperial-Using-Person: "How many feet-"

Literally everyone else: "Shut the fuck up."

Imperial-Using-Person: "What, why??"

Literally everyone else: "Because you use The Imperial System. Your opinion is invalid."

by ETHAN_JÆDA November 15, 2020

hamster rating system

A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.

Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters

by Nicky G May 4, 2003

Pussy life support system

A woman. That's about it. A woman.

I love women. Without them, pussies couldn't live. They are basically just pussy life support systems. Okay, some of them can cook, too.

by Bobo Debauchery February 14, 2006

System Requirements

The requirements you need (RAM, hard drive space) to run a certain program. In most cases, they are not met.

System Requirements: Ten Squillion Megabytes of RAM.

by Rohan February 1, 2004

Systitis

A computer showing the symptoms of a virus infection; turtle-slowness, inability to run certain apps or games, inability to browse through the internet or very slow internet browsing, and certainly will end in you having a high blood pressure.

A: My windows has a systitis for the last month.
B: It's probably because you're running an update-disabled fake version. Buy a genuine version, or replace your windows with any open-source os.

by Ahmed Zidan October 27, 2010