swipe swear

technique used when replacing curses with symbols when chatting/commenting online. to conduct a swipe swear, hold down the shift key and swipe your finger across the number keys in random directions. A great alternative to the asdfjkl;

Ex. 1 (on fb)
Anand: $%^&*()*&^%$%^&*(
Carlos:#$%^&*(*&^%
Emily:!@#$%^&&^%$%^&*()_+
Carlos:123456765456789098766
Carlos: Oops, swipe swear fail.

Ex.2
Ray: insert angry words here because I'm lazy!!!
Sandra: Dude, just swipe swear
Ray: Oh yeah #$%^&&*()(*&^%^&*()_

Ex.3
Jerry: You guys kno we had homework?
Joe: ^&*()_(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(()(**&^%%$%^&^%$$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Easy on the swipe swear, dude.

by BYAAAA! November 29, 2010

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swiss knuckle

penetrating an anus with your unusually long knuckle

perry: dude how'd it go with sherry last night
terry: it was awesome dude. i got to swiss knuckle her
perry: aw dude, gross. we didn't shake hands did we?

by dry heaves January 15, 2011

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Swish Bottle

Swish Bottle or just Swish is another form or rather option for stating something is of great value/cool.

Your car is very "Swish bottle"
That new movie was Swish

by HurpinDerp June 19, 2011

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Seispoow

The opposite of woospies. Usually an incidentally good decision.

John: "Wow Pete, you got a lot of money from the stocks!" Pete: "Seispoow!"

by gaws666swag August 13, 2011

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swiss polly

A drink consisting of 1 shot of white, 1 shot of spiced rum, 1/2 glass of green tea iced tea, and 1/2 glass of 7up. It tastes like a cream sickle, but with alcohol.

"Hey dude mix me up a swiss polly and let's party!"

by Theonespanish May 18, 2014

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Swiss Prayer

A sexual act first practiced by a heroin addicted R.E Teacher in Scotland. Firstly, you inject yourself with heroin then you insert a large toblerone bar into your anus and a crucifix into your vagina while, letting the drug take you to heavenly ecstasy

Me: Dude, did you hear about junkie Joyce?
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP

by Grimmer666 August 1, 2014

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