Nipple Sweaters

An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.

I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.

by Patsallthat July 8, 2016

beach sweater

Full coverage high-density chest and back hair displayed in beach settings and at company pool parties.

Bruh! Look at the wind blowing through that guy's beach sweater.

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

multi-purpose sweater

a sweater, comes in many different colors, and the neck is floppy.
has many uses, contains mystical powers.

includes:
shamwow
batman abilities
bank robbing mask
picture scenery
comedic possibilities.

*may cause the neck to itch*

Yo, check out my multi-purpose sweater, it's poppin'!

I smacked that jank with my multi-purpose sweater.

by dmaonrigealnle March 15, 2009

snag my sweater

To rub the wrong way. Irritate or frustrate.

Donald Trump- you snag my sweater every single time you open your mouth.

by Selsie May 30, 2017

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou April 10, 2023

St. Louis Street Sweeper

When you bend over and shit on your dick while your partner kicks you in the balls from behind.

Ken likes getting ball-beaten and shit on he should try the St. Louis Street Sweeper for a double whammy

by Thugnanimous April 14, 2021

Feral Sweater Boy

Think Peter Pan if he wore sweaters. Like a lot of sweaters.

So imagine that Peter Pan flew down into your attic, rolled around in all your old sweaters, and then flew away again. And Captain Hook would be like “HIPSTERS RUIN EVERYTHING.”

That is a Feral Sweater Boy.

by biscutfluff November 14, 2011