Dick Sweat

when a person works out then rubs his wrist on his groin

yo nigga dont tough me with that dick sweat!

by fagpartol May 22, 2018

sweat moke

A sweat moke is yet annother term for a chav/ned/steek etc. However to be classified as a sweat moke one must be a moke of the highest calibre. Such an individual must wear only the most garish of tracksuits 24/7 have no less than two, 4krt gold studs in his ears, smoke 20 a day, be recieving every cash benefit known to man, never be seen without a peaked cap, walk in a fashion that would put John Cleese to shame and rape the english language every time he opens his mouth.

I was going to drive into school today but some sweat moke painted "LVF" on the roof, stole my tyres, smashed all my windows and gobbed on the seats.

by Francey February 20, 2007

Magic Sweat

A drip of sweat that goes down from above your chest alll the way down to your taint. The average male will experience this at least once. Some people believe it is a sign that puberty is over.

The magic sweat trickled down the young boys chest until it touched the soon to be mans taint.

by TheRunner62 June 20, 2017

movie sweats

When the act of watching a scary or action packed movie makes you sweat uncontrollably.

My nephew Riley and I watched some scary movies together until he had to dry off and cool down from the movie sweats.

by UB78 January 20, 2014

Stripper Sweat

The bodily fluids that pour out of an exotic dancers body. This mixture of sweat, perfume, hair spray, and glitter has a tendency to stick to any and every part of your body.

***stripper sweat can only be removed from clothing and skin by scrubbing with rubbing alcohol

Bob: "Hey man, what's that shit smeared all over your glasses?"

Todd: "Ah, just some of the 'ole stripper sweat."

Bob: "I'll get the cleaning supplies."

by TittyWonderer July 26, 2012

honeycomb sweats

Temporary gastronitestinal disturbance caused by eating a surplus of cereal, particularly when one is under the influence of marijuana, and cereal is the easiest thing to get one's hands on.

Stoner 1: Man, lay off of the Cheerios. That's your fourth bowl.

Stoner 2: Nah, man -- we've only had three bowls.

Stoner 1: I mean of cereal, dumbass. Dude, you're totally gonna have the honeycomb sweats tomorrow morning.

by Mr. Javert September 7, 2005

matching sweat

A way to proudly say you are working hard and putting forth great effort. Literal or metaphorical sweat is equivalent to (matching) the difficulty of a task and the work being done. Also used when you are trying as hard as another person while competing, working together, or comparing. You are trying to match their sweat/effort.

She worked up on that ladder for hours. Girl was matching sweat.

by Gwen Vio November 4, 2017