The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The King's Wank will come soon.

by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023

Sankdaddy

A totally suave individual. One who gets all the ladies and is idolized by all his friends.

"Wow, look at Steve over there mackin on them hoes like a Sankdaddy"

by Sankdaddy March 23, 2009

sankit

Very sexy guy, the smartest guy in the room always extremely sexy. He fucks all the time and goes gym everyday. people say hes the only one that can stop covid.

'omg my that Sankit is so sexy, I just want him to bang me' - Kylie Jenner

by monkey d' luffy March 24, 2021

Sanks

A alternative to saying "Thanks". Mainly used because less effort is required to be able to say it. Often used amongst the teenage species of remote towns in rural Australia.

"Can you get me a McFlurry if you're goin' to Maccas? Sanks!"

by dw070 July 26, 2005

Shank a Loaf

To defecate

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"

by Davis December 30, 2003

swankin

Good, happy, maybe sexy

At the party tomorrow we're gonna have a swankin time.

by $$$$$$cheech$$$$$$$ January 23, 2009

power shank

when you are in such a confined bathroom (or if you are resourceful) that you are able to have a poo, a wank and a shower all at the same time.

poo + shower = power
shower + wank = shank

note: for optimum use of the word, all must culminate at the exact same moment, possibly with the shower ending just later for ease.

i had a power shank.

by moose_juice June 29, 2008