1. When, in sexual foreplay or sex, a man sneaks his penis between a woman's breasts without first getting consent for a titfuck.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.
2. The way most girls are introduced to the activity of titfucking.
Guy 1: "Get any boob action from that apple at the pool party last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."
Guy 2: "Yeah. She was just going to give me a handjob but I managed to slip it in under her bikini top for a surprise titfuck. Felt good, man."
by Willickers July 3, 2010
Get the Surprise Titfuck mug.The crusty part of one's bedsheets soiled with cum from a nocturnal emission or self-handjob. Dogs prize crusty surprises as delicacies, much as we prize lemon merangue pie, and will seek them out in the morning whilst their owners are showering. Not to be confused with the crusty pillow surprise, although there's no reason why a pillow couldn't have a crusty surprise.
Woman: Richard, come here.
Man: What?
Woman: It's your dog. What's he doing?
Man: Barney! What you lickin there?
Barney: really guilty look
Man: Look's like Barney found himself a Crusty Surprise.
Woman: That's disgusting.
Man: That's all right, Mr. B! That cookie's yours!
Man: What?
Woman: It's your dog. What's he doing?
Man: Barney! What you lickin there?
Barney: really guilty look
Man: Look's like Barney found himself a Crusty Surprise.
Woman: That's disgusting.
Man: That's all right, Mr. B! That cookie's yours!
by Richard J December 14, 2008
Get the crusty surprise mug.A bagel toasted with a microwaved egg in the middle, and then cheese melted on the egg. You can also add salt and pepper.
Other toppings might be onions, tomato, green peppers or bacon.
Other toppings might be onions, tomato, green peppers or bacon.
by Drew Banner January 4, 2009
Get the Egg Surprise mug.Caramel surprise refers to when the female partner in an all white relationship gives birth to a mixed baby.
by Imafirenmahlazors March 8, 2011
Get the caramel surprise mug.after excessive consumption of a high alcohol and caffeine beverage such as a four loko a heterosexual male is drunk enough to receive oral sex from a guy
I can't believe Billy gave Jaime the Four Loko Surprise!!
Whats that?
Jaime was so drunk off the two Four Lokos Billy gave him that Jaime looked down and surprise!!! he was getting his dick sucked by a dude.
Whats that?
Jaime was so drunk off the two Four Lokos Billy gave him that Jaime looked down and surprise!!! he was getting his dick sucked by a dude.
by lordnorth July 6, 2012
Get the Four Loko Surprise mug.by Slothicus The Messiah September 7, 2014
Get the Super Cock Surprise mug.To fuck a bitch in the ass and slam her head on the the bed frame causing it to fracture, then buying her a helmet for christmas
by culnen January 9, 2009
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