Whatever floats your scrote

Seems like the phrase in itself is quite self explanatory, but for those who miss the purpose; 'whatever floats your scrote' is a way of expressing nonchalance or easy-going-ness toward as subject or matter. If someone asks you to make a decision, this phrase can be used to suggest that they choose instead, and that you are happy to go with either option.

"Hey Sean, you want the raspberry or the lemon flavour?"

"Whatever floats your scrote, man."

by Snail Cuddles June 25, 2017

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

itchy scrotch

wen you have a itchy patch in ur nether region

wen u do this:
put ur hands dwn ur pants nd scratch

by Frazer May 13, 2004

scrotem licker

1. a person who is so desperate for ass she/he will actually lick it

2. any prep, poser, or braindead cheerleader

3. One who makes faces while making out as if they were trying to fit their tongue up a scrotem

1. Dina's boyfriend was so sick of being turned down by the ppl he cheats on her with he began to be Dina's personal scrotem licker!

2. Look at those fuckin scrotem lickers in american eagle.

3. Did you see the way Dustin kisses, it makes him look like a total scrotem licker

by Jo Jo, Loren, and Ashley February 25, 2005

detective scrotes

when your balls are on a mission

"detective scrotes" is here to analyze the hatchet wound

by irnko June 18, 2008

scrotel

Man who derives sexual pleasure from especially trained guinea pigs.

Why have my guinea pigs got sticky fur again Antony Piffchuck ? You incurable scrotel !

by Lee Sharples July 15, 2003

scroteasaurus

a dinosaur that looks like a big sac

a t-rex with an abnormal sized cock and balls

by BUDDMAN May 13, 2005