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Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.
by Dump truck January 29, 2017
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gettin' a stiff

Geting a boner.
Dude, I know this hot girl, when I see her, I'm always gettin' a stiff!
by peepeeweeweee January 29, 2009
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Stiff

Morgan is being stiff today.
by Collincreech December 20, 2024
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Stiff Nugget

When you have so much hairspray in your hair that you could snap it off and use it as a throwing star.
girl 1: "What's with all the hairspray?"

girl 2: "I want this to be stiff nugget."
by beebus February 9, 2010
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Stiffe

A fancy way of calling someone a "STIFF". This is a person that is very lazy or extremly bad at something. The "e" on the end is silent and it makes the "i" long.
"Ohh Kent you may have to play cather this game, Gernick issss aaaa "STIFFE!!!""
by J.T Dice August 22, 2007
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Stiff Jimmy

after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face
by Bummerdude March 3, 2018
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stiff

(adj.) passed out, later to die moments later.
Get the phone! Charlie's stiff!
by JaysonP65132 March 24, 2023
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