Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.

My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.

by ButterMN January 8, 2008

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

Stipple

One form used to describe a form of body piercing specifically in the nipple area. Stapled nipple(s) one might say.

"Dude, She just showed me her stipple!"

"I'm feeling random. I think i want to go to the village and get some stipples."

by JayStylz October 12, 2011

shappleite

Disciple of Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. A follower. A sheep.

An unquestioning disciple of Steve Jobs preachings, philosophy, laminations, a.k.a. --an Applethinker.

Barnstien had a reverence for his Mac that was unflapable. He was, in fact, a shappleite, of "The Jobs."

by FrankenSteam April 18, 2009

staplekid

a guy who stapled his hand in art class

im starting to call **mike**
staplekid

by robert niewiera March 9, 2009

slapplenom

Slapplenom, is a combination of a slap and a nom!

/me slapplenoms looney

by the dark avenger! June 13, 2009

stapleler

The person who staples, mostly in a workplace.

Oh, I'm a stapleler.

by guydudeman12 February 28, 2011