Eduardo Squidwardo

(verb) Popping an ollie on a skateboard, then simultaneously pulling your pants down, and prolapsing your asshole in mid air, then passing out due to the amount of forced used to execute said trick

Dude do you wanna see this cool trick I learned? It's the Eduardo Squidwardo.
*Ambulance noises in the distance*

by Tsuki October 9, 2020

squizzard

a shat

Adam Morse ate a big burger basket at friendlys and layed a two foot squizzard
lil' mwssy lil' sloppy

by the shit March 19, 2003

squidwards nose

A squidwards nose is when you cum on a bitches face and it hangs down on her nose. Making it look like squidwards nose with squinted eyes.

Damn I gave her such a squidwards nose

by 3lyt3 H0ckr August 20, 2017

Squillard

As of August 2008, William, a.k.a. Squillard from myspace, resides in the small high desert town of Yucca Valley in southern California. His day consists of doing mostly nothing, but usually involves hanging out with good friends Baby Boi Mario and Xave. His favorite bands include The Fall of Troy, and Enter Shikari. He also enjoys going to hardcore shows and murdering babies (not really). He respects adult film actors and actresses for what they do, because somebody's got to do it. And he doesn't do drugs, alcohol, or premarital sex, but he is down for blow jobs and what not. His favorite video game is Pokemon and he rarely plays anything else. And that just about covers Squillard. www.myspace.com/afireinsidekicksass

"Hey do you know Squillard?"

"You mean that fucking faggot from myspace? Yea fuck that loser ass cunt!"

by egyptianprincess October 17, 2008

Squidward265

Someone who you can have a good laugh with. Generally uses an insult involving a 12 inch on the local ho. Often in w83 kicking all the bullshitters' asses.

P1: OMG RUN!!!!1
P2: Why?
P1: ITS SQUIDWARD265 SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT

by JamesLegaia December 27, 2008

Squidwarding

When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.

"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".

by Not Steven Seagal June 5, 2018

squidwardo

A high/drunk psychotic person.

Look at this squidwardo

by Jcav1002 May 8, 2018