Pink Sparkling Pig

After pigging out and eating all the food in your cupboard you feel fat the next day and you dress in pink.

-Ive noticed you dressed in pink today
- Yes, yesterday I ate all the Cheetos and doughnuts in my cupboard I even ate a rotten piece of cheese, I feel as a pink sparkling pig.

by piggy123 May 26, 2010

spuckling

Untying your dogs leash

Why are you spuckling my dog

by bad ass bitch August 2, 2020

spunjing

to make something or someone wet, orally

i was spunjing amie last night

by kirstymetcalfe August 24, 2009

sparkling dildo

A dildo that is glittery for the gays

dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch

by queefmasterblaster February 28, 2017

Sprunking

Dating a bunch of lifeguards and balding in your teens

Wow, he's really sprunking.

by forgodandcountry May 17, 2018

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

skunking a motherfucker

When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.

I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.

by Stains and Smears March 15, 2018