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A combination of ramen Noodles, chili cheese fritos, and hot cheetos, loved by all inmates of the adams county detention center in Adams County, CO.
Convict #1 You got any chili fritos?
Convict #2 Yeah
Convict Lets combine our shit to make a spread
by Beat Jackin January 1, 2008
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spreadsheet

A spreadsheet a financial program that was created in the 1980s and quickly became a killer app. A spreadsheet is like a calculator on steroids. Not only can it perform basic mathematical computations but, you can create formulas within the spreadsheet and link the numbers together.

The magical part of a spreadsheet is that when you make a change to one number in the spreadsheet, you can see instantly how it affects the other number(s) on the sheet. In a sense, you can simulate the outcome of a math equation, your money, or anything else that deals with numbers before you actually do it in rl. It is an amazing application.
Lotus 1-2-3, Microsost Excel, Visicalc are all spreadsheets with Visicalc being the granddaddy of them all
by BMoney June 11, 2006
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spreads like butter

when a girl is very sexual and spreads her legs easily to another guy so they could insert their dick inside of her.
“Hey did you hear about the new girl?”
“Yeah, I heard she spreads like butter.”
by ESKETIT2017 December 28, 2017
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Spreader

A person who supplies drugs to a crowd.
Do you think there will be a spreader at the rave?
by Jay November 17, 2003
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Spread Beaver

I saw these chicks flashing trucks on the highway, they had spread beavers!
by Hawkwarrior27 December 31, 2003
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secretarial spread

Secretarial Spread
Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.
Secretarial Spread
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.
by Debra Powers September 25, 2006
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Spread Eagle

When I woman is on her back with her butt up in the air and her ankles by her head. It could be a sexual position.
One time I f'ed this girl in her a spread eagle position.
by BustaHymen July 20, 2011
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