shlumpy

wears oversized sweaters and is absolutely gorgeous

lynsee is shlumpy

by cowcow cow November 27, 2012

slumber fuck

Noun: A dick/jerk/ass/bitch/deusch who is sleeping.

You swagger jacking slumber fuck son of a bitch.

by Tyler September 5, 2008

Slumbag

1. Any thing including but not limited to; blanket, piece of paper or clothing or even the persons own arms, used in a feeble attempt to cover your self like a blanket when passed out on the floor of some random house, apt, alley, etc.. where you ended up in a drunken stuper.

2. Drinking mans version of a sleeping bag.

Look at Paulie passed out on the bathroom floor with a toilet paper Slumbag

by the invincible myk g February 13, 2004

splumy

The best adjective to describe any one whose name starts with a "S" can mean anything, as long as it's good for the person.

Girl: wow Stephen your really splumy.
Guy: thanks babe!

by vaderxman January 2, 2012

slumbover

The cross between a sleepover and a slumber-party, primary use would indicate a mixed sex event/hook-up.

After leaving the bar, Tom & Sue headed back to her place for their very first slumbover.

by missstake July 27, 2006

Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation

EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011

SLUMB

SLUMB - to SLUMB is to "Silently Laughing Under My Breath"
sləm

It is better to "SLUMB" instead of LOL or ROFL...
to SLUMB is to "Silently Laughing Under My Breath"

"I am SLUMBing"

by Sincotto December 10, 2018