Sparking Zero

When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.

“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”

by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025

Spark

Similar to squicks, but instead of making you uncomfortable, it fills you with unbridled rage.

"People pointing out my acne is a huge spark for me, it makes me fill with uncontrollable anger"

by Axie Lotl October 18, 2020

Spark it and park it

When you light a joint and sit down

"Hey Marino!"

"Yeah?"
"Let's spark it and park it on the couch to watch 'COPS'"

by TheyCallMe"Papa" December 19, 2018

parlor sparking

Making out on the front porch or parlor of a house.

Daniel and Denise were at home parlor sparking last night.

by Snoodan November 18, 2013

German spark plug

The act of pulling your penis out of a girls butthole while she farts out your sperm

“Yea I just gave Linda German spark plug

by Kyle hutch July 9, 2025

Spark

Sexy pedofile

Lily: Dang that dude is a spark!

by Lps black hollows January 31, 2015

Sparking spot

When a person or persons find a suitable spot to park and spark the weed

Ahh we found the perfect sparking spot today at the park

by lsmith76 June 17, 2018