Spaghetti Kid

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school, Most likely to wear the same hoodie to school every day, extremely greasy hair, and looks at guns on google images while having no social interaction what so ever.

Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!

by Slatericy November 23, 2018

spaghetti dick

When a man's penis is long and noodle-like

I just walked in on Steve changing and that guy has got a real spaghetti dick.

by Treeknob August 29, 2017

Spaghetti-meatballs

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs

Damn they're spaghetti-meatballs

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Betty spaghetti

An add-on to the word, and phrase, "bet".

Person 1: "Wanna go take some triple C's and go to the river?"

Person 2: Oooo! Betty spaghettiiiii!

by Infinite100p July 30, 2022

spaghetti-hoe

noun: 1. skinny, crack whore. 2. anorexic sluty female. 3. bony hoe.

1. "That fucking spaghetti-hoe fits in size 2 in the newborn section of sears."
2. (When you see one walking by) "Uh oh, spaghetti-hoe!"

by Cassie Cortes October 12, 2005

Spaghetti Test

A test in which you throw moist panties against a wall and/or ceiling. If stuck, she has successfully passed the test and is DTF. If it does not stick, continue foreplay and repeat test every 5~7 minutes as necessary.

"Give me your panties, I need to conduct the Spaghetti Test"
"Bro, I couldn't get her to pass the Spaghetti Test so I had to leave."

by JEpher July 14, 2015

spaghetti dick

Long and thin penis covered in tomato sauce. Often slurped.

That Italian guy had a spaghetti dick last night.

by That Guy on OMEGLE February 8, 2012