salaried slave

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

by but for December 24, 2017

Food Slave

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you food, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.

Food Slave I’m waiting

by PeralRose June 18, 2018

Debt-Slave

Basically a college student, but with a twist. A debt-slave works hard at his/her studies, but is in serious debt.

After Charles finished his freshman year at Harvard, he was already a full blown Debt-Slave.

by A Sentient Toaster September 10, 2018

cave slave

Someone who has yet to reach emotional maturity. (Reference: Plato's Allegory of the Cave)

He's a cave slave. He only focuses on the shadows that the light creates instead of embracing the light outside. One day he will see the real light.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Mad Slav

A smexy tiktok editor that deserves all da chicks

Dude:O shit is that mad slav?

Me:yeah dat smexy editor

by Therealalphamale March 10, 2020

Chore slave

A child that is forced to do chores and tasks that should normally be done by a good parent.

My mom dont do shit, she has chore slaves to wait on her.

by Petey2020 October 30, 2020

riot slave

People who worship Riot Games and spend all of their money on the company. League of Legends, Wild Rift, Teamfight Tactics, Legends of Runeterra, and Valorant are all games under Riot Games.

Another definition of being a Riot slave is a person who only plays games affiliated with Riot Games.

Friend: How much have you spent on League?
Friend 2: Probably $150-$200?
Friend: You’re such a fucking riot slave.

by Scythir June 20, 2021