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Soggy Kermit

The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”
I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.
by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 15, 2019
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soggy calimari

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.
Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.
by Peacock matt October 23, 2017
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Soggy Piggy

A wet willy except instead of in the ear you put your saliva soaked finger in between someone's toes.

Aka- Soggy Piglet
I gave him a soggy piggy while he was sleeping.

That soggy piglet felt nasty!
by ZombieDinoZ September 21, 2019
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soggy toast

when the butter is so warm and melted that it makes the toast feel just as good 😩
by arizo soup March 21, 2022
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Soggy Doska

To dunk doska in milk and/or water and leave her to dry on a clothesline.
Paige: Czech, where is doska?
Czech: Oh, she got soggy doska'd
by Mealworm Hub July 8, 2021
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Soggy Nacho

When a group of classy gents (3 or more, 10 for a feast) sit in a circle and jerk off. Each finishing on a single nacho. The last to complete the task, dines on the nacho.
Bob, Frank, Steve and Arthur are sitting in a circle watching Bikini Car Wash. A single large nacho has been chosen as the main course. Each person tugs away. Breaking blood vessels to fire one off and not be last. Frank is first. He goes to his knees and discharges a healthy batch over the corn tortilla. Bob soon follows. Its a shoot out between Steve and Arthur. From sitting indian style Arthur shoots a four footer and drops a pint of baby gravy on the nacho. Steve's face goes from red to green. Bob asks, "Pepper?". Steve takes the nacho down in two large bites and spends the next two hours puking in the bathroom. And that my friends is the Soggy Nacho.
by Keith L September 19, 2006
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Soggy Cucumber

When you get your dick sucked for over 24 hours.
My girlfriend gave me a soggy cucumber last night.
by jimmy fransico May 5, 2010
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