alakskan clam snapper

Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on

I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel

alakskan clam snapper by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

The Salty Snapper

Located mostly in your more humid states like Florida. Sweaty Puss, salty vag, steamy clam.

It was so hot and humid today I have The Salty Snapper! I should really take a shower!

The Salty Snapper by Tray007 August 14, 2018

The wrist snapper 

Another way to say Mr. Nips

Man 1: The wrist snapper found my tray of ice
Man 2: okay and...
Man 3: he said it was my friends that did it

The wrist snapper by iamantinwordpass April 23, 2019

Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper 

An insult to say to someone.

Someone: You Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper
Someone else: tf does that mean?

Lippy Lapper Snipper Snapper by Mr Dad Fugger January 17, 2024

The Denise Snapper 

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.

Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”

The Denise Snapper by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.

Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.

New Jersey Velcro Snapper by HankerWanker October 21, 2025