Smoking Jacket

A sexual act similar to the Sacramento Sweater, except with an aromatic sprinking of tobacco.

To protect myself from the ashes of my lover Eduardo's pulsating Cuban cigar I always wear my Smoking Jacket.

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

smoking

The Stupidest habit anyone could ever start.

Fagqueerious:Smoking is SOOO cool
Me:What so cool about getting AIDS/Cancer?

by Samanthaa* February 17, 2008

Are you smoking!?

The term used to say when your friend or someome you know says something dumb.

Person: guys guys did yku know lebron james is the best quaterback for the new cleveland patriots
Kanye: WHAT!? Are you smoking!?

by PlayPokemonGo December 10, 2016

smoking tampons

A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.

Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.

Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.

Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!

Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.

by WP88 April 2, 2010

smoking chimney

i guy who gets fucked in the butt with no lube

mr. leone looked like he had a smoking chimney at last nights corus concert

by Marine21 May 13, 2003

scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.

1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.

by high score May 20, 2008

Smoking Butt's

When one is out of cig's and is cracking very bad, he/she will smoke there own and or other peoples cig butt's for nicotine.

James - Im out of smokes man

Erik - Here, im smoking butt's

by zime6666 February 11, 2009