Smeshology

Scientific discipline for the study of smesh. Founding father of this branch: Khabib Abdulmanapovich Nurmagomedov, son of Abdulmanap Magomedovich Nurmagomedov.

Todays class of smeshology was so tiring. I can't do this shit anymore.

We have an exam in smeshology next week. Did you study.

Maannnnn, I didn't study at all for smeshology.

by Kebabsalibabs April 3, 2024

Smeesh

A smeesh is a nice, attractive, yummy, sweet man.

You’re such a SMEESH

by bigmamaas April 3, 2024

SMEC

A phrase originally used by hospital administrators as an insult to beat physicians into submission, "Serious Medicine, Extraordinary Care" was reclaimed by physicians as "SMEC" to justify their reasons for practicing medicine at Nebraska Medicine when they could, should, and wish to be literally anywhere else.

See also: Student loan debt

Patient A got transferred to our hospital for a little bit of SMEC.

by dr. smec April 27, 2024

Smelsh

Small Welsh person.

I would smash that smelsh

by J1298 May 18, 2024

smeckledorfed

To be duped or bamboozled.

"You loony loofah, he is the imposter! We've been dooped! Bamboozled! Smeckledorfed!"

by evrstz June 25, 2024

Smesbian

A flanneled wearing Brazilian

“Wow Phie is a smesbian”
“Word”

by Tiinkels September 11, 2024

Smegster

A person who has an unhealthy buildup of smegma and never fucking cleans their genitals because they’re too busy playing fucking Roblox Skibidi Toilet Tower Defense or flicking the bean to Vtubers.

Bartholomew: Hehehe, I can’t wait to play Skibidi Toilet Role Play!

Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.

by AMadHat September 18, 2024