Seattle Slurper

When you bust a nut in your girlfriends coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

I just gave my girlfriend a Seattle Slurper! sex cleveland steamer angry pirate angry dragon

by LarryManAllDay September 14, 2016

fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.

Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.

by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004

Slurpie

A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.

Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!

Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!

Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!

Larry: Oh yeah...

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

slurpe

When a girl licks another's vagina very hard and she does it back

Hey do you like a nice smooth Slurpe?

by The sloppyjoe 69 November 19, 2014

Slurpie

When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie

Damn my girl did a slurpie on me🤤

by Oofmad November 11, 2018

Slurped Up

Being drunk and or hammered to point where you're almost blacked out, but can still remember bits and pieces.
Slurped the state of being destroyed.

Last night my nigga john and I where rolling at this club and we got slurped up.
Me and my friends get slurped up on the weekends.

by Xcfirecraft June 5, 2019