Body slide

A glorified rub and tug or a tug job. Often found in Exotic massage parlors. Usually performed when the attended is naked.

Dude I went to the massage parlor and I had the body slide and her hands are magic.

by CATALYST25 April 30, 2009

hit the slide

quit one's job, particularly in a dramatic or spectacular fashion

Joe hit the slide when he quit by leaving the boss at the interstate rest stop on the way back from the conference in Tucson.

by boscojones August 11, 2010

slade

The most badass cartoon villain if there ever was one.

You should never play with fire, Robin. You might get burned...

by Blah February 20, 2005

Sladed

Fucked hard, vigorously beyond all possible terms. The slader is sweating bullets and experiencing the best sex of his life, while the sladee is getting her brians fucked out. Some entitle it hardcore sex, it can involve bondage, fisting, anal, whatever one feels like doing. Put blunly, the kinkiest, rudest, most gut wrenching, exasusting, tiring, hardcore sex of one's life.

You: "Dude, did you hear? Jennifer got sladed by Mike last night."

Friend: "Woah, I bet her pussy is torn to shreds."

by Petey121 April 27, 2008

slud

A guy who will have sex with anyone, and is pretty good at it.

Mike's a real slud. He's gotta have an amazing collection of STDs.

by skrapmetal June 24, 2011

Chode Sludge

When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.

I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.

by Burt 'n' Adam March 25, 2004

Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006