slow-witted

having a mind that works slowly and ineffectively

jesus, what a slow-witted

by grena February 22, 2010

slow-drying

A term for blow-drying one's hair used to express impatience by the person (typically a male) waiting for the blow-drying to be completed.

Male #1: "Dude, it's time to go. What are you waiting for?"

Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."

by Anna LeStache February 3, 2010

slow elk

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.

by Dr. Badwrench May 3, 2008

slow jam

a form of spoken word poetry in which social and/or political commentary is performed to the accompaniment of slow tempo or moderately tempo instrumental music.

1. President Obama was so cool when he slowed jammed the news on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

2. I liked the jazz music that the band played during that slow jam the news segment.

by azizip17 September 30, 2012

slow clap

An insult. Used to offend or make fun of.

That prick gave me the dreaded slow clap as I walked by him.

by Jerry's_Kids June 21, 2004

slow play

Dating someone for an extended period of time without proposing marriage.

Andy has been dating Adi for at least 3 years, but they are not engaged. He must be slow playing her.

by T Ferguson March 9, 2007

slow dancing

When an individual takes way too long to accomplish anything.

"Yo dude, that girl was totally in to you, but you were slow dancing so I took her home!"

"This hangover is killing me, I've been slow dancing all day!"

by roly76 November 24, 2009