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Ball Shorts

Wearing a pair of shorts that are loose and repeatedly showing your nuts to other people when sitting down. Usually on a bench of some sort. It helps if you make rapid hand movements by the area of vision.
Dude, did you see Jason's balls through his leg hole?

yea, those are some real Ball Shorts
by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009
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Shortstack

A shortstack is a girl who is around 4’-9” - 5’3” and has big boobs, thick thighs, and a fat ass
I picked up that shortstack we saw at the diner yesterday, perfect size for what I want to do with her
by Doooooooom May 13, 2022
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sports fapper

one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks
"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."
by classy_sir June 16, 2014
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sportscraft pants

Pants worn by portly chaps in Eastwood
Jason is wearing his sportscraft pants today!
by JALDLSP January 9, 2018
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GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football

A message board where actual discussion of college football is dwarfed by the sheer amount of trolling, LOL topics, and team insults. Any legitimate point will be immediately countered by one or more users posting

"u mad?"
"RAAAAAGE"
"FFFFFFFF"

or replying with a "quote" of another user which is completely replaced with their own text in a really poor attempt at being clever.

The average board poster is between the ages of 21 and 30 but can be guaranteed to act like an 8 year-old in a playground argument.
I feel really bad for the users who post garbage on GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football all Saturday long, because that means they have no actual games to attend nor friends to watch them with.
by TooClassy1 October 11, 2009
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Earth Sports

Any non team outdoor activity, such as Running, Mountain Biking, Swimming, Snow boarding, skiing, fishing, hunting.
I don't like football. I'm an earth sports type of guy
by ponchware June 17, 2010
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Bobby Shorts

A name for the end of a cigarette or joint. The name refers to Bob Weir, of the Grateful Dead, and the revealing shorts he sported for years.
Hey man could I get the bobby shorts on that cig?

You dude, you trying to rip the bobby shorts on this joint?
by PFrizzle August 2, 2010
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