sammy sausagehead

Imbusile; idiot;gullible
(Prison slang)

Man , that dude thought I was a Sammy sausagehead when he expected me to pay that much for that little bag of weed.

by Budd2477 March 1, 2017

Sausagefestivities

The events and festivities that occur during a sausagefest.

Tyler: Aww man Sebastian, you missed all the sausagefestivities! Davey jumped on Seth naked!
Sebastian: Eww, what a sausagefest. That's gay.

by Captain Cripple June 2, 2009

Sausage situation

Hostages made to lie together on the floor

A film or TV drama where innocent people are taken hostage say, in a bank, where the customers are made by the crooks to all lie on the floor in similar fashion to sausages in a pan. Thus a sausage situation.

by Doghouse Riley April 5, 2008

Sausage Casing

Another word used for a condom.

Gary: "hey man, Jess is coming over later, you got a sausage casing i can borrow?"

Matt: "go buy your own, you broke-ass mother fucker!"

by strawberries4lunch November 7, 2010

ass sausage

After anal sex, when one's penis still smells like ass.

Man, after I butt fucked Becky last night, man I woke up with a serious case of ass sausage.

by joey king August 21, 2006

Throwing a sausage down a hallway

Putting your dick in a slut...

"Did you bang her?"
"Yeah, but it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway!"

by Ben June 11, 2006

sausage stand

Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."

Tony, Todd, Weinberg and Pat D formed a solidified sausage stand at Viva.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005