Satan

Satan has come forth in human form as dubstep producer Rusko. He is (as of August 2010) involved in an uberEpic battle with his nemesis God (aka deadmau5).

Rusko is the second coming of Satan!!

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Satan

the dude God bullies the most

God tells everybody Satan is the source of all evil. In reality, God kills everybody, causes me misery, and Satan just goes around telling everybody the truth about God.

by God can sucks Jesus' balls March 14, 2009

satanic

A disparaging adjective applied by fundamentalist Christians to anyone or anything outside their own particular belief system.

My daddy says that philosophy is satanic.

by AynRandsTeddyBear April 29, 2005

satan

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2. Commonly know as, the devil.

1. SATAN kept me secure in the mid 1990's.

2. Hail Satan!

by Vivec May 16, 2005

Great Satan

A term used by Iranian leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (1900-1989) to describe the United States, because of US support of Israel and support of Islamic governments, including Iran's former Shah, seen as un-Islamic.

The embarrasing policies of the Bush Administration are making me feel as though we are truly becoming the "Great Satan" after all.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Satan Claws

SATAN (aka "The Devil") CLAWS (verb "to claw"). Add dislexia = SANTA CLAUS.

Satan Claws at your brain every December, trying to make you forget the TRUE meaning of Christmas, ie, THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.

by Rev. Jim Joggers December 30, 2006

Satanic

TRUE Satanic / Satanistic :
To have an enhanced and unadulterated focus of the body and mind. An elightenment of the self as opposed to a supernatural or "white-light" form of enlightenment.
A dark soul, or the dark and/or magical forces of nature.
Occultism minus the idiocy.

In my personal opinion, Russ Columbo was a Satanic man.

by Ian the Almighty October 4, 2006