(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)
by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004
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I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!
by WayneDarcy September 12, 2009
Get the Gene Simmon's Tongue mug.When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.
by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021
Get the Dirty Simon mug.A filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. A Simmonds is also incredible in bed, as sexy as hell and will make you do dirty things.
S: "Sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the butterscotch sauce and the double ended dildo."
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"
by MistressCupcakes November 17, 2011
Get the Simmonds mug.A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.
Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!
a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.
Person: so you went alone to a movie
Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
Get the Simon Joke mug.A Simon is a one of a kind man. He is beautiful, smart ass, sexy and funny. Usually he physically looks like a Greek God,with strong and beautiful legs, a huge back,big arms, green eyes and dark black hair.
He will go through fire, dragons and kingdom if he is in love with you.
He makes feel the girl he is with like a Queen. If you are with a Simon always be kind to him and fight to be by his side.
He is definitely an angel on earth.
He will go through fire, dragons and kingdom if he is in love with you.
He makes feel the girl he is with like a Queen. If you are with a Simon always be kind to him and fight to be by his side.
He is definitely an angel on earth.
Me: Omg this guy i an dating is amazing.
I feel great with him!!
Girl: you so lucky ! You found yourself a Simon !
I feel great with him!!
Girl: you so lucky ! You found yourself a Simon !
by Talia25 May 25, 2017
Get the Simon mug.Simone is a highley intellectual person with brown hair down to her shoulders and brown eyes. She is also very musical and like volleyball. She cares very much for others and will usually go lut of her way to help a friend.She is a very nice person but double cross her you better run fast! She takes her time in relationships and will love you forever. She is also very funny and easy to make laugh.
Guy 1: Wow, I hope that dude is okay...
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I heard he double crossed her
Guy 2: Yep, thats a Simone!
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I heard he double crossed her
Guy 2: Yep, thats a Simone!
by pizzaman143 November 29, 2017
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