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Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp
by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020
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Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like
Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp

Bob: “Where are your parents?”
by cryena August 6, 2020
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Simp

Simp
by Derek Ferrone May 13, 2020
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Simp

Jeffrey is the biggest simp. He’ll do anything just for some puss.
Did you see Jeffrey being a simp at the party last weekend? It was hard to watch
by Lauren Gaskins June 28, 2020
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Simp

Too desperate for a woman. Most likely to sacrifice everything including own dignity, esteem and assets in hopes of ever having any reciprocation from desired woman.
Toha Hossain is such a desperate simp 🤢

Heard what Toha did for that Viqi? Simp alert 🤮
by abraarkhvn September 17, 2020
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SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him
Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong
by Bailey A March 7, 2020
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Simp

by ben nigga 27 October 16, 2020
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